quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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