Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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