no, he came in my armpit
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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