ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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