problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Let's get the cat blown out
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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