420 ftw
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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