I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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