it was like eating out sand paper
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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