Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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