guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
