i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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