This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
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