so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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