I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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