Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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