and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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