just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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