So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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