The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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