I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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