Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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