he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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