Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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