next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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