I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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