Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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