So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
ok first of all what the fuck
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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