i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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