That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I would ride that face into the sunset
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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