I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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