woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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