Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Naked. naked and bneed help.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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