Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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