if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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