I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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