I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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