She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
i just google imaged poop.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
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