is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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