i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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