If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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