You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize
