Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I met the friendliest cop last night
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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