NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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