Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
