if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
