My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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