24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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