she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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