i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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