I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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