I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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