we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
