She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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